Pepperoni meatzza is a pizza recipe with a crust made of ground beef (tastes like a meatball!) and all the toppings you’d find on traditional pizza – tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and slices of pepperoni! For anyone eating low carb, gluten free, or just looking for something different, this meatzza recipe is for you!
Is there a good and decent way to tell you that I made you a meatzza?
Or am I just feeling a little strange about having made an entire pie out of meat, and then topping it with meat? Also cheese
If you’re a meat eater, I wouldn’t call it unhealthy — even though it looks more over-the-top than the hot dogs fried in butter that my mother makes.
Think of it like a pizza burger. Or a big cheesy meatball.
Here’s the deal: if you’re considerate about the ingredients you buy — well-sourced, grass-fed beef, tomato sauce with as few additives as possible, high quality pepperoni, and fresh mozzarella — and if you’re mindful of your portion, a meatzza may very well be one of the happiest ways we’ve ever used ground beef, outside of tacos.
I’ve seen this idea floating around, and while some may be turned off by the forthrightness of all this meat, I dig it. The crust is essentially a meatball. It’s covered in tomato sauce and topped with soft slices of fresh mozzarella and spicy pepperoni. In short, it’s a few of my favorite things in one pan.
Now, there are 2 general problems that you’ll encounter when make a meatzza: the shrinking and the grease.
Yes, the pizza you see spread above shrinks significantly. That pan (above) is 12″, and doesn’t it look like such a sizable pie? I thought the same. The cold hard truth, though, is that when you pull that meatzza out of the oven, fully baked, it will likely fall somewhere between 8- and 9-inches. And there will be a pool of grease around it. It’s OK; we all wonder what the hell we’re going to do with the grease. Just let the pizza rest for a few minutes, drain off the drippings, slice, and serve. I’m sorry you even had to do that.
The recipe I riffed off of belongs to Nigella Lawson. If I’ve been able to put together one bit of coherent judgment from seeing her on TV all these years, it’s that she’s so remarkably poised, so firm and true to herself. Her recipes are unapologetic, decadent but without the fuss. The meatzza fits right in.
Make it. Put a kale caesar salad on the side so that you can feel like you’re really taking charge of your health.
OH! Before I go — I took the ALS ice bucket challenge and ruined one special lady pug’s life in the process: